Dear Anon!,

Ahahaha, well don’t be sorry, you can ask the hero anything! I love boxers, but being a hero I have to wear briefs! Or else my costume will look weird! Plus, Arthur seems to like it when I wear briefs, although he won’t admit it! So I wear them sometimes when he’s around because we’re friends and I want to make him happy!

My boss is the best! Of course he is! After all, everyone voted for him and he’s the boss of me, the hero! Even thought it’s been 2 years since he started and he hasn’t done a lot, he’s still the best and most awesome of everyone’s bosses!

Ahaha you are one of my people! Of course you will be a hero like me, I’m sure you already are! Ahaha we are the best heroes after all!

Ahaha, of course I’m more awesome than Prussia! I’m hero, and heroes are the awesomest! Ahaha I even beat Prussia once! So I’m the most awesomest hero to ever live!

Ahaha I am the hero after all, it’s my job! Protecting everyone on earth!

But we are already in a relationship! Aren’t we best friends? Ahaha

We are much better friends that you are with Russia or France!

Aww Iggy! You love me too and we are best friends who can get married and I’m the hero? Oh you are too kind ahaha

England, speak American! Sod here is cow feed I think! I can’t cow feed off! Tell me in American!

Ahaha why do you give up? Is there something wrong? I can help! I am Doctor Hero after all!